the best part about blogging is that no one actually knows if youre naked or not
remember when we met at playlist live and i gave y’all a book of paper celebrity masks and you never used them same ily phil
why do they even include 2014 as an option when selecting your birth year online like u fresh out the womb ready to join gmail
would u punch a kid for $500,000
shit I’ll do it for $10
i’ll give you $10 to let me punch a kid
some of the most sensitive areas of the female body
look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys
porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable.
Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny
Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL!
Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.